Surprisingly, I go all these emails asking me why I was M.I.A.–as if I wasn’t already a narcissist!
So where the fuck was I?
I may sound kinda of crazy, but I was locked in a room with 8 girls for about 10 days. I was forced to wear high heels and make-up. I was only allowed to eat salad and drink water. Reading material consisted of mostly gossip magazines with one of the Kardashian girls always on the cover. The only think that kept me going was coffee at 3pm from Dunkin Donuts.