Lazy, Cheap, and Discouraged

This picture should have been taken today.  Me with my coffee getting ready to take Hilaria’s yoga class at Yoga Vida–but sadly no.

I had everything ready, yoga mat strapped to my back and my Kmart sneakers on heading to the subway.  But when I couldn’t find my unlimited Metro card, I got all cheap and said “fuck it, I’m not paying $2 to get on the subway to head to yoga.”

So instead I went to Chase to deposit some checks and get a complimentary coffee and sucker.  This turned out to be a 30 minute meeting with a financial adviser who made me more disillusioned about the idea of marriage.  I feel like I should take his advise and forgo a wedding and buy something that will be worth more in the end…like quality stocks.

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I’m excited about April 20th

Spike Lee

DVD Signing
The renowned filmmaker will sign copies of his 2010 HBO documentary, If God Is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise, newly-released on DVD, as well as his 2006 companion documentary When the Levees Broke. No other books, DVDs or memorabilia please.
Wednesday April 20, 2011 5:00 PM

Union Square
33 East 17th Street, New York, NY 10003, 212-253-0810

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IT MADE ME THINK OF A THREESOME

Two things I love about the coffee at Grey Dog.

The first is the efficiency of the slide lock!

Check me out, I was elbowing jabbing people in Union Square and didn’t spill a single drop of brew. How has McDonald’s not caught on to this concept?

The second reason I love this lid is a bit more subtle.  I mean, how many coffee lids say “DOUBLE TEAM” on them.  Or is my mind the only one thinking of double penetration?